itz-burd asked:

You should reverse the gif of smug jug exploding. Reanimate him.

vesselvindicate:

moctor:

tags i particularly enjoyed

indigobluerose:

aquariumpacific:

How we weigh an octopus!

1. put the octopus in the basket
2. put the octopus in the basket
3. put the octopus in the basket
4. weigh the bas–
5. put the octopus in the basket
6. weigh the basket
7. put the octopus in the water
8. treat!

(via deathbutwithfuzzyanimals)

ahdor:

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

(via theygender)

djinnhatescold:

All I want in da:d is for the protagonist to not walk stupid.

(via trianglebird4)

aminta:

this has me in tears

(via bog-mummies)

gleeandshame:

dimension20stuff:

[ID: three photos of Brennan Lee Mulligan sitting at a desk with earbuds in talking to the camera. The captions read, “Self-loathing has never motivated anyone to do anything other than loath themselves. You will not hate yourself into being industrious.” / end ID]

(via faith-orise)

troublesome-carver:

Carver Hawke “Knight of swords” tarot card for an old Dragon Age zine

(via ndostairlyrium)

ejacutastic:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

Belphegor might be going through a bald phase when I pick him up in May, so………… I have to buy cat clothing!

huh

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@werewolftits

(via faith-orise)

thevanillahorizon:

heartbeatemoji:

i’m sad bc i love people who are far away from me… i’m delighted by the fact that i live in a world where i can love people who are far away from me… the conundrum of the day

I know the names of cats across the oceans that I may never get the chance to pet, but to know they exist is a gift all it’s own.

(via wellamarke)

void-galaxy-shenanigans:

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(Photo IDs in alt text)

(this is for everyone but especially queer, LGBT+, trans, “cringy”, disabled, fat, BIPOC/BBIMP, otherwise marginalized and/or non “normative” communities, identities, and people. we love you all 💜. ~Nico)

(via theygender)

soberscientistlife:

Poverty is just poverty. I just don’t think a country this wealthy should have homeless people.

(via theygender)

axolotlsforlife:

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

(via theadhddragon)

xic4-4:

transchakotay:

wizardnuke:

chilewithcarnage:

manichitrathazhu:

papayajuan2019:

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”

-Ursula K. LeGuin, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

“Evil is boring. Right? I kinda believe in the banality and mundaneness of evil. Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. It’s easy to understand why people do bad things. It’s like “yeah, ok, you’re selfish and scared and cruel, I get it”. Being good is complex and beautiful and hard.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan

“Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating.”

- Simone Weil

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

- Vincent van Gogh

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